Guat’s Up? by DeanA two year goal, we saved our dollars
Then packed our bags for Guatemala!
We soon flew off to claim our boy
On a jumbo jet, the real McCoy
Leaving cold and snow and ice
We found ourselves in paradise
First meeting with the President
Who is hoping we don’t set precedent
The city’s noisy, smoggy too
And traffic’s like a monkey zoo!
Driving like a loco hombre
First hit the gas; then you pray
Signal with your hand and horn
Dad was slow, but soon reborn!
The malls are modern; steep in price.
The Aquarium was especially Nais.
The city driving hurt Dad’s tummy
But the seafood there was really yummy
Leaving the city far behind
Up the mountains; made the climb
Mountain roads wind up and down
With tumulos in every town
The higher up those mounts you go
The smaller the Mayan people grow.
The people there were fun to meet
The men hard working, the women sweet
With round brown faces, four feet high
Their eyes are guarded; tired; shy.
Mostly black eyes; never blue
But we saw fair-skinned green eyes too!
Mountain driving was a blast
Honk the horn then blindly pass
Tourismo Gizmos everywhere
Would pass without a bit of care
Women’s skirts were bright and flashy
The roads pristine, the cities trashy
The men worked hard with their machete
Their packs piled high with sticks already
We saw poor caballos passing by
Seldom standing 14 hands high
And cattle trucks with their heavy load
Hauled 50 people down the road
The countless dogs resembled jackals
Unknown birds, but mostly gackles.
A scary ferry across the rio
One false move, you’re wet and frio
Laughing, smiling, singing songs
As though our trip could not go wrong
We blew a tire down near Semuc;
The roughest road we ever took
We prayed the doughnut tire would last
Then noticed we were out of gas
Cable walkways above the jungle
One false step would be a bungle
Howlers screamed out in the briars
Like prehistoric high school choirs
Tuktuk taxis zoomed around
Like cucarachas on the ground
Ancient temples in Petén
A glimpse of people way back when
Monkeys lept from tree to tree
We strained our necks so we could see
No pisotes, jaguars or green-plumed birds
But lots of gringos, how absurd!
Hotter than hell’s santuary
And it was only January!
Soaked our feet in cool water
And prayed it wouldn’t get much hotter
Darling members fed us well
Our bellies full; we all slept well
We did Candi’s homework on the way
"ar" verbs burned half a day
Cool cat tourists incognito
Learned a new word; "We’re perdido!"
Vocanos grande guard a lake
Natives scramble for tourists sake
Mom goes shopping, we’re out of cash
Checked her deoderant; found her stash
Boat rides on the lake; Azul
Nikki Anne thought that was cool!
Paintings, textiles, carvings, more
Harassed and mauled in every store
One saw the game all out of skew
5 dollars for 1, how ‘bout 20 for 2?
Beggar shadows tugged our sleeve
But one quetzale made them leave.
Candi found a stone of black
It shocked her good; she jumped back
Antiqua isn’t quaint at all!
The streets are lined with old brick walls
The beauty there was found within
Inside each square the fun begins
Even Micky Dee’s was quite a sight
Fountains, gardens, food; just right!
Tired travelers board a plane
Greatful to be home again!